Jun
29th
Mon
29th
List of things that may incite a better mood
1. Spotting a blond women with black or near-black eyebrows.
2. Walking on that type of stiff, thick green grass that upholsters the grounds of certain summer houses in Cape Cod.
3. Witnessing the wiles of a child bargaining for cookies.
4. The idea of a room with nothing in it but a hammock.
5. Listing the many ways of saying “yogurt” in different foreign languages, because all of them are funny-sounding.